and...

Ya'll are welcome over anytime to play. Except you, wang.
We can never lie
And you can never steal the time
And we can only watch them die
And we can never find out why
Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!
Ya'll are welcome over anytime to play. Except you, wang.
We can never lie
And you can never steal the time
And we can only watch them die
And we can never find out why

a) can there be snags n bread too?? b) can it be a night i'm not working?? if yes to sections a) and b) i'm so in!
How goes the plum wine and pool?
That long island iced tea KIlLED me. I feel like I am now a lime.
POOL RULE NUMBER ONE:
DON'T BE A DICK
POOL RULE NUMBER TWO:
DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
Your fancy rules aren't going to save that table. I give it 3 months until there is superficial damage and 6 months till structural damage leads to total catastrophic failure.
To prolong the tables life I suggest keeping drunk both away... he may spew on it, headbutt it, crash-tackle it and/or attempt to have sex with it. You have been warned.
Enjoy while it lasts.
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man, thats a sweet ass-table!
OMG a femanon is trying to eatz the wood!!! wait? good thing?